NPC
Golfer
- Town NPC
- Surface
Bestiary entry
Rarity:
The Golfer is a wise, middle-aged man who sells all sorts of golfing equipment. He's got game and knows how to score.
Stats by game mode
| Every mode | |
|---|---|
| Life | 250 |
| Attack | 10 |
| Defense | 15 |
| Knockback Taken | 50% (Med) |
| Coins | No coins |
The game does not scale this NPC by game mode.
2 variants
The game spawns this NPC in several forms that share its name. Each form has its own numbers.
Classic
| Variant | Life | Attack | Defense | Knockback Taken | Coins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 250 | 10 | 15 | 50% (Med) | No coins | |
| 250 | 10 | 15 | 50% (Med) | No coins |
Expert
| Variant | Life | Attack | Defense | Knockback Taken | Coins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 250 | 10 | 15 | 50% (Med) | No coins | |
| 250 | 10 | 15 | 50% (Med) | No coins |
Master
| Variant | Life | Attack | Defense | Knockback Taken | Coins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 250 | 10 | 15 | 50% (Med) | No coins | |
| 250 | 10 | 15 | 50% (Med) | No coins |
Town NPC
When it moves in
After it was rescued in this world.
Shop
53 items
| Item | Price | Conditions |
|---|---|---|
| After the player's golf score reaches 500 | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 500 | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 500 | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 500 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 1000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 1000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 1000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 1000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 500 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 2000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 2000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 2000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 2000 | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 2000 After Skeletron is defeated | ||
| After the player's golf score is above 500 | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 1000 | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 2000 | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 2000 When the moon phase is Full Moon or Waning Gibbous | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 2000 When the moon phase is anything except Full Moon and Waning Gibbous When the moon phase is Third Quarter or Waning Crescent | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 2000 When the moon phase is anything except Full Moon and Waning Gibbous When the moon phase is anything except Third Quarter and Waning Crescent When the moon phase is New Moon or Waxing Crescent | ||
| After the player's golf score reaches 2000 When the moon phase is anything except Full Moon and Waning Gibbous When the moon phase is anything except Third Quarter and Waning Crescent When the moon phase is anything except New Moon and Waxing Crescent When the moon phase is First Quarter or Waxing Gibbous | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in none of these: the Snow biome, the Desert, the Ocean, the Jungle, the Hallow or a Glowing Mushroom biome In a world made with the Remix seed While the player is in the Cavern layer or deeper and while the player is above the Underworld and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in none of these: the Snow biome, the Desert, the Ocean, the Jungle, the Hallow or a Glowing Mushroom biome Not in a world made with the Remix seed While the player is not in the underground and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in the Snow biome and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in the Desert and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in the Underworld While the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is not in the Underworld In a world made with the Remix seed While the player is in none of these: the Snow biome, the Desert, the Ocean, the Jungle or the Hallow; and while the player is in the underground; and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is not in the Underworld Not in a world made with the Remix seed While the player is in none of these: the Snow biome, the Desert, the Ocean, the Jungle, the Hallow or a Glowing Mushroom biome; and while the player is in the underground; and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is at the Ocean above the underground layer and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in the Jungle and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in the Hallow and while the shop still has a free slot | ||
| While the player is neither in the Corruption nor in the Crimson and while at least 2 town NPCs with a home live near the player While the player is in a Glowing Mushroom biome and (not in a world made with the Remix seed or while the player is not in the Underworld) and while the shop still has a free slot |
Prices before happiness and the Discount Card.
Happiness
- Loves:
Angler prices x0.88 - Likes:
Surface,
Princess,
Painter,
Zoologist prices x0.94 - Dislikes:
Underground /
Caverns,
Pirate prices x1.06 - Hates:
Merchant prices x1.12
Each liked or loved biome and neighbour lowers prices, each disliked or hated one raises them. The total stays between x0.75 and x1.5.
What they say
31 lines
I'm not the type to scream and thrash around just because my ball lands in the water. I stay calm, and collected, and focus on the next shot.
Huh? You eat WHAT for breakfast?
An early bird catches the worm, but an early hole catches the birdie.
Lick your finger and hold it to the wind. Golf balls are lightweight and easily influenced by a breeze.
If sand is causing you nightmares, your wedge is your dreamcatcher.
Should I take up fishing? Bribing the Angler to fetch my balls out of the water is emptying my wallet!
To strike high, strike far, or to get unstuck? It's all about the club you use. Choose wisely!
When I offer you to go clubbing, I don't mean downtown. I mean like, with a five iron?
In this game, only losers go for that high score.
Landscapers must make a lot of green off us golfers. Heh!
the Arms Dealer has mistaken my golf balls as ammo for his musket on several occasions.
According to the Dryad, I'm murdering a lot of her friends when I mow the lawn. I gotta have a fairway for my course!
If you land on the green, use a putter! Don't let your balls go flying away when you're THAT close.
Don't go chasing water hazards, please stick to the fairways and greens that you're used to.
- During a Blood Moon:
The blood stains on my club? Have you seen the zombies outside?!
- During a Blood Moon:
I don't know what's scarier, a Blood Moon or my sister during a Blood Moon!
- While it rains:
Golfing in THIS weather?! Only if you like swinging around a giant lightning rod!
Golfing in the rain is less fun. Everything is all slippery!
Water hazards are a lot larger when it rains, making it that much harder to reach the green!
I don't think so, (your name).
The odds of being struck by lightning are the same as the lottery. Going outside swinging an iron is a winning ticket!
This wind makes for a very difficult course.
A strong gale adds challenge to a game of golf, but this is rather excessive.
I'm having trouble concentrating on this swing because of the obnoxious party going on around me.
I hit a hole in one! That's a good reason for us all to celebrate. Time to put my club down and have a margarita.
Graveyards creep me out. I don't like practicing my swings on top of my family and friends.
Don't play golf in a cemetery. The grass grows too efficiently and makes the entire course rough.
Thank you for the rescue. If I were trapped out here any longer, I could have come down with a heat stroke!
Why, thank you! I've been stuck in this sand pit for days. Good thing you can get water out of a cactus.